SoMuch AI — Private Neural AI for Your Business
A private AI brain we install inside your office. Alfred reads and drafts your emails, answers client questions instantly 24/7, organizes documents, and handles your back-office automatically — all without sending your data to any cloud. Ever.
47+ businesses running Alfred today. Installation time: under 1 hour. Zero IT department needed.
What Alfred Does
- Reads, sorts & drafts replies to every email that comes in — before your staff sees it
- Answers client and staff questions instantly — 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, without anyone on staff
- Drafts proposals, estimates & follow-up messages automatically based on your templates
- Organizes documents, tracks tasks, and sends team reminders on your schedule
- Runs your back-office — appointment confirmations, supplier follow-ups, internal FAQs
- Reports on itself — weekly summary of what it handled, what slowed down, what to improve
How It Works
- You order Alfred — we schedule a 30-minute call to map your specific workflows
- We build it for you — custom-trained on your business, documents, and preferences (1–2 weeks)
- We physically install it — one of our team comes to your office and sets it up in under 1 hour
- Alfred goes live — your team talks to it via Telegram (no new apps). It starts working immediately
Hardware requirements: A standard power outlet and a working internet connection. We supply and install the physical hardware (Mac Mini-based device). No IT department needed. No servers to manage.
Pricing
Alfred Starter
$5,999 one-time + $400/month
- Mac Mini M4 16GB hardware — included
- Email drafting and inbox management
- Customer and staff Q&A answering (24/7)
- Document organization and task tracking
- Hardware setup, on-site installation, 1-year warranty
- Monthly support, updates, and direct contact with our team
Alfred Pro
$11,999 one-time + $880/month
- Mac Mini M4 Pro 32GB hardware — included
- Everything in Starter, plus advanced multi-department workflows
- Higher throughput — handles large teams simultaneously
- Priority support and advanced customization
- Dedicated account contact throughout your contract
Project Manager Bot — $25,000 + $1,000/month (12-month contract)
Finds and contacts subcontractors in every trade automatically, handles all calls, emails, and follow-ups, returns organized bids with ratings, and confirms job awards with winning subs.
Social Media Agent Bot — $15,000 + $1,500/month (12-month contract)
Generates and schedules posts across all platforms, responds to comments and DMs automatically, runs campaigns to grow your audience, and delivers weekly performance reports.
Why Private Matters
Unlike ChatGPT, Microsoft Copilot, or Google AI — Alfred runs entirely on hardware inside your building. Your conversations, documents, client data, and business information never get sent to any server outside your office. There is nothing to leak, nothing to hack remotely, no terms of service that let a tech company train on your data.
Contact
Email: icybrian777@gmail.com
We are a small private team. We work directly with every client — from the first conversation through installation and ongoing support. No call centers. No support tickets. Just us and you.